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friday, april 28, 2000
Richard Blade Quits the KROQ by Jenn Kawakami
In his farewell appearance on 106.7's Flashback Lunch, Richard Blade spoke of how his fake accent was real. Gamelord.org is sad to hear of the news as he once explained his weekend to this legendary DJ.

thursday, april 27, 2000
Jason Torres is Leaving SCEA
Everyone say goodbye to Jason.

Gamelord Radio is Up
But the stupid Game Lord can't figure out how to link it to this webpage. Anyone who can help me, please send me info on how to do this.

wednesday, april 26, 2000

The following may not be suitable for children
What am I supposed to do? He denies being homosexual and yet we find these pictures. In these pictures, Willie and Julius are playing dress up. Julius, of course, needs an outlet to come out of closet. Ron Allen comments, "I know what they say about me, but them's some gay ass pictures."

monday, april 24, 2000
WWW.7bits.net
Do you play counterstrike? Eric Fong's (7bits) new counterstrike server is most popular server out there. Come find the greats like the_keg and take them down on this server called -=7bits Counterstrike Server=-. You can also check your stats at his website www.7bits.net.

thursday, april 20, 2000
Ron's Movie of the week
http://www.dvdempire.com/index.asp?userid=19815963561188

Sweet Mariah C.
Mariah's sister Alison is publishing a biography of her called Mariah and Me, in which she reveals that she prostituted herself to help Mariah in her career. "Mariah tells the world about five per cent of the truth about herself," she said. "This book contains the other 95 per cent -- everything a vain and heartless multimillionaire pop icon will do anything not to have told." Ouch. Part 2 The British music magazine Q is also slamming Mariah in the form of an article called "When Rock Stars Go Crazy!" A former employee of Mariah's record company had this to say about the singer: "Before checking into a hotel she would demand a pink toilet roll, and that she drink out of crystal glasses at all times." Part 3 She also insisted that a selection of kittens and puppies be made available for her to pet on a recent UK trip. Maria Hernadez wasn't availible for comments regarding this story.

saturday, april 15, 2000
GT Interactive Lay-Offs Begin
Half of the Test Department is laid-off including Tomasi Akimeta. Please do me and forward all emails to mailto:takimeta@yahoo.com until future notice.


friday, april 14, 2000
Ivan Kougaenko [ivan@koogy.com] Birthday!
Ivan just had another birthday on April 11th (the old fart), so to celebrate this, we will be having a grand spectacle at Scores in Foster City/San Mateo this Saturday, April 15th. Festivities will begin approximately 7pm. (note: this message not brought to you by the save a Jo foundation) :)

thursday, april 13, 2000
The Lunch 3: Jesse Returns
In this Trilogy of lunches Jesse Returns to seek the answers on Dennis' free lunch program. Today's the day. If you want to eat with the legends, you must call Jesse Now! Jesse is standing by and this is an engagement you can't afford to miss!

tuesday, april 11, 2000
No Ramon Herrera is an Island
989 is being absorbed back into SCEA and the wait for PD to ramp back up is too much for the uprising Ramon Herrera. Digital Island made an incredible offer to him along with the promise of a considerable challenge and potentially unlimited growth. It is in the city were he lives and pays really well. What more can he hope for? His last day is 4/21. Congratulations to the ex-Inglewood inhabitant and don't forget us.


The Truth Unveiled
In today's Fatbabies Forum, a person named Super Snoop and Sherlock claim to know the identity of the fatbabies crew. The detectives claim that after posting some accusations to the Fatbabies Forum, they had their stories pulled and their IP addresses blocked from the Forum. At first glance, Fatslicky seemed pretty cool and pushed the accusations aside. However, further messages show a breaking down of defenses and we may actually see Super Snoop and Sherlock post the identities.

thursday, april 6, 2000
Shon Damron joins Edelman PR Worldwide
He will be working on many things including the X-box. We wish him the best and hope that we get a great going away party from him on Friday.

wednesday, april 5, 2000
The Lunch 2: This time it's personal
Want to go to lunch with one of the stars of 3DO or EA? Jesse Caseres and Robert Aguirre are the features in this lunch extravaganza. An engagement that could not be filled in one lunch, they had to do it again. Make sure you call Jesse now and RSVP a spot in this major event. You'll be sorry if you don't.

tuesday, april 4, 2000
[this story pulled]

monday, april 3, 2000
Please Help Julius
Julius is still smoking. Rumor has it that Jay(and anyone else) is allowed to kick him on the shin every time he is caught smoking. A management technique he learned from Ocean of America. I am sure kicking Julius will prove more effective than "the patch" or hypnotism, so we should all try and do our part.

sunday, april 2, 2000
Russ Sabin Plays Softball
Check out: http://www.interknight.com/hitandrun/ Other 989 Studios/SCEA guys on the roster as well. Julius Willis wants to be our #1 fan but hasn't shown up to a game yet. Typical.

saturday, april 1, 2000
Neil Musser Promotion
As of 3/14/00, I am now a Level Layout Designer. and Gamelord.org congratulates Neil Musser on his new promotion at 3DO. I wonder if he's doing that Army Men stuff.

April Fools Day, Baby!
It gets weirder and wierder. Rumors around SCEA are flying about who the FatStory was written by. The latest is that Mark Pentek may be the culprit. Many of you know that he was the king of complainers and held no fondness for anyone, especially Producers, at 989 Studios. His strange departure from SCEA only weeks after his promotion to Director and then to take a lesser job at another company makes this whole theory, food for thought.

Jet-X Email
I just received an email from Jet-X.com
"Having just read the story over on Fatbabies.com (they actually updated their website..???), I can't help but chuckle with amusement. Sure, I think overall it was pretty funny story, what story on their site isn't (when they actually update it). But not only are there gross errors (obvious errors that could have been easily checked for accuracy), the story really just skims the surface of events that took place at 989. That leads me to the next point that will disappoint those that read it: Jet-X had nothing to do with the story. I know that is dissappointing for some readers, and it's easy to see where the finger could have been pointed at me (ahem.....the "event" that took place last week). But, those who have been in the industry a reasonable amount of time know how small it is, and how easy it is to become "black-listed" with other companies. And I for one would never have named names, especially our former President. We've seen what Kelly is capable of, and that in and of itself is reason enough not to get involved. Kelly is like the "Terminator", you live in fear of him (if he knows who you are!) no matter where he is ! As the Gamelord pointed out, there were a lot of errors in the story, and was vague at best. While Jet-X didn't have anything to do with the story, we're also NOT going to begin pointing fingers. After all, it sucks having your name plastered everywhere with bad publicity, and Jet-X won't contribute to it. Besides, Jet-X has no idea who it could be. There is certainly enough employees (current and ex-) as well as the other building that could have contributed some information. Regardless, there are some (you know exactly who you are!) that have already placed blame, tried, and convicted Jet-X regardless of the truth. Shame on you. Besides, I think the question on everyone's mind is what was the point with the whole Phil Harrison thing anyway ? "Jet-X can't post this info on our site, otherwise I'll get 1,000 emails from plane geeks asking if this response is really a hidden code for a new release by Jet-X"

friday, march 31, 2000
Addendum to Sherri Suto Avoids Cops story
Sherri Claims that the story printed earlier was not entirely true. Sherri claims that Dave Lee is responsible for the pull-over because he was asked to see if any cars were around but he said no and failed to see a cop that was only 2 feet away? Talk about blind! Plus Sherri had some visitors from Japan in her car and they thought it was hilarious and wanted to take pictures of the cop.

Gamelord.org Rebuts FatBabies.com Accusations
There are many reasons why I am doing this and one of them is to show and prove that I am and never will be associated with fatbabies.com. Although, one day I vow to find out who they are. Do you want to hear Gamelord.org's side of the Full Story?

thursday, march 30, 2000
Nikola Trifunovic Leaves 989 Studios
Here is his farewell address to his fellow employees:
I have had an incredible time working with the 989Studios staff and Sony over the past 3 years. It has been a wonderful experience that I will remember and cherish. My moving email is ntrifun1@yahoo.com. I have met many friends here and I hope we can all keep in touch. I will miss all of you and always remember the good times we shared.

wednesday, march 29, 2000
Lunch with the Stars
Today is your last day to RSVP with Jesse Caseres. The main event in which "Stars" of the industry show you the classic way of doing "lunch" is on today. If your interested, please contact Jesse Immediately.

tuesday, march 28, 2000
Fatbabies.com acknowledges Gamelord.org
Although maybe not the best thing for this website, some mention of Gamelord.org can be found in the Forum Section of Fatbabies.com.

monday, march 27, 2000
Sherri Suto Avoids Cops
Sherri Suto was heading down the 280 today and gets pulled over for speeding. No ticket...just a warning... The Policeman says to her, "next time you see try not to speed up and smiles" Moral of Story: If you're Sherri, speed up when you see cops. Nothing will happen to you.

saturday, march 25, 2000
Tokyo Game Show
Are you going to this show? If not, don't worry, neither is Alben.

friday, march 24, 2000
Arne Cual gains Access
Arne "Friends" Cual has moved on from 989 studios to access communications where she will work on the Sega account. Gamelord.org wishes her the very best!

Lunch with Jesse and Robert Aguirre
Two "Stars" of the Industry, Jesse Caseres of 3DO and Robert Aguirre of EA, are the featured VIP's in lunch next wednesday. Learn how important people like this eat and drink. If you wish to attend this special engagement, please RSVP with Jesse Caseres. Everyone is invited so let everyone know that this is going to happen!

thursday, march 23, 2000
New Room at SCEA
The artist formerly known as 989 studios (SCEA now) has been the talk of the town as the first wave of lay-offs begins today. Brian Wiklem, Kevin Tanimoto, and Perry Rodgers are the first victims. The only good news in all this is that this frees up extra space for the new hires that SCEA will see in production. The person that Ron Allen was hired instead of can now be hired and Gamelord.org is proud to see that he finally will make it to Sony. And I'm sure Ron's happy since he stole the job from him in the first place....

Julius Willis Starts Smoking
And we're just talking cigarettes....

Rob Hernandez is DVC.com
After a strange departure from SCEA, Rob has landed a new job at DVC.com. Gamelord.org congratulates him on his new career.

wednesday, march 22, 2000
Fatbabies.Com Musing inconclusive
Just slightly less than speculation is the opinion that fatbabies.com is run by people inside of EA. However, the current musings section adds to this theory.

tuesday, march 21, 2000
Seth Luisi to Roommate with David Lee
Unofficial rumors support claims that Seth Luisi may move in with David Lee and Sheri Suto. Problems with his current roommates have opened up new opportunities for Seth. Inside sources say there may be more to this story, but have not leaked the entire story to me.

monday, march 20, 2000
Shon Damron to SCEA?
Insiders in 989 Studios say that Shon may move to SCEA and the prophecy of Darren Yager's continues.

sunday, march 19, 2000
Sony Online Entertainment making the move
After Dave Woldman left SOE, SOE knew that things could only get better. And purchased the company known for Everquest, Verant. SOE will probably shut down all Production in Los Angeles and move everything to San Diego, the home of Verant. Among other rumors, SOE may have new players from 989 Studios. What that means for Don Vercelli, I don't know.

saturday, march 18, 2000
Rob Hernandez sent to Free Agency
A long time veteran in 3rd Party QA was sent into free Agency about 2 weeks ago for making a long distance phone call. Sources close to the situation say that he used his own phone card to call and never even charged it to Sony. Not only did his fingers do the walking, so did he.

friday, march 3, 2000
Gamelord.org is Back in Business, Baby!
Stay tuned for the greatest news in the industry. You won't believe the truth is stranger than fiction.

wednesday, february 23, 2000

SuperBrawl with Mike Callahan
After the main event at the Cow Palace over the weekend, Mike Callahan got to rub elbows with the wrestlers of the WCW. "It was a thrilling event", says Mike. Ron Allen's comment on Superbrawl, "You guys are a bunch of lame asses." Ron still doesn't believe that wrestling is real. Click on pictures to enlarge.

friday, february 18, 2000
Nemer Velasquez forces Immersion
After 5 long years in the service of SCEA, Nemer Velasquez moves on to Immersion where he will no doubt be bothering you soon about "Force Feedback". Lunch for Nemer is scheduled for today.

thursday, february 17, 2000

Eventgaming.com has Ron Allen's Childhood picture
It's amazing what a charming little boy Ron was and even today he has that same boyhood charm. It comes as no surprise that he drives his Camaro SS to work everyday and has incredible taste in movies. Controversy over the picture exists due to the fact that the pictured child has a better head of hair than Ron.

monday, february 14, 2000
Chris Sturr to wrestle with THQ
The legendary Chris Sturr who has already wrestled hundreds of dollars from Jet-x, is now going on to THQ. His move to Southern California starts today and we wish him the best.

wednesday, february 9, 2000

Al Dutton Art Expo
Here's the next installment of my burgeoning portfolio. This is a picture of the mother of my children.

tuesday, february 8, 2000
A Message from Ashif Hakik
There's another song idea up at the MP3.com site. For anyone who's interested. Its a demo/pitch I'm going to use for scoring a RTS game. Sort of in the Red Alert/Starcraft vein, I guess. Check it out at www.mp3.com/TheDBO It's called "With Man Came War" I'm going to write some Japanese lyrics and have them sung in a choir like style. I just have to do some translating.

monday, february 7, 2000

Ratdogg will keep you Up all night
More pictures of Rat.

friday, february 4, 2000

Friends of Julius?
You may know these guys as Hong Hoang (left) and Dave "ratdogg" Williams (right), but we know them as "Friends" of Julius. Hong Hoang aka Hong Squared and Dave give credit to Julius for all of his make-up tips. Hong admits, "We couldn't have looked this good without Julius."

thursday, february 3, 2000
VGL Dallas Event - March 4-5
Video Gamers League - http://www.videogamersleague.com Date: March 4-5
Admission: $7.50
Tournament Fee: $2.50 Prizes: Cash Prizes will be awarded to the top three finishers for all games.
Location: Best Western Dallas North
13333 Stemmons Freeway
Dallas, Texas 75234
Open Registration begins January 26
Current VGL members can now register online

wednesday, february 2, 2000
Producers - The Song
Donated by Dry - Listen to this here.

tuesday, february 1, 2000
from magicbox by Ryan Eames
Square EA has announced their North America release schedule for PlayStation February 15 - Saga Frontier II Spring - Front Mission 3 May - Vagrant Story June - The Legend of Mana July - Threads of Fate (DewPrism in Japan) August - Chrono Cross September - Parasite Eve II October - Final Fantasy IX

monday, january 31, 2000
From Ryan Eames
Sega announced there will be a Visual Memory mini game in Sega GT Homologation Special, called Homo Pocket, featuring a collection of mini games, such as Driver Promotion simulation, in which you can train your own drivers in this game, after his levels are improved, you can bring him back to the Dreamcast. There is also a Prize Game in which you can earn money after winning the matches, which you can use toward upgrading your vehicles in the actual game. Sega GT: Homologation Special is scheduled to release in Japan on February 17.

sunday, january 30, 2000
Super Sunday
My Prediction: Rams 30 Tennessee 13

saturday, january 29, 2000

A hug only a mother could love
A drunk drag queen is no way to go through life, but like the energizer bunny, Julius keeps going and going. One of the only pictures of Julius as a "blonde", Julius admits that blondes have more fun. Click for bigger picture.

friday, january 28, 2000
Tom Tobey Joins CD
After a day in the office, Tom Tobey makes a surprise announcement that he is going to Crystal Dynamics. He is going to be animating puppies for a living.

thursday, january 27, 2000
Ben's on Fire
In a complete stupor, Ben Wisyanski calls Charles DeLay's answering machine after Chuck pulls a No Show at the SCEA Millennium Gala. I mixed it with a Cypress Hill track to add a little FLAVA! Click here to hear this exciting message.

wednesday, january 26, 2000

Jet-X meets The Legend
Who says only nerds go to Airliner Convention shows? Not Jet-x or John Travolta pictured above. I don't believe John knew who is was taking a picture with. click for bigger picture.

tuesday, january 25, 2000
Addendum to ZD Net Awards Story by CM
Not only did GT2 win the best racing game of the year, it also won the best PSX game of the year. We lost to FF8, duuu. Star Ocean was also up for the best RPG, tell Pete. Soul Caliber also won best fighting game of the year and best graphics of the year. 3 awards vs. GT2's 2 awards.

The Game Lord Voice Chat
The New Voice Chat only works on IE (Internet Explorer). Use IE when chatting. Click here for voice chat.

monday, january 24, 2000

Jay Beard, Tric Gray and Gamespot
Here's a picture of three parties that has never and will never be pictured together again.

sunday, january 23, 2000
Voice Chat Open!
Make sure you check out our new Voice Chat area. Talk to one of the four people that visit this site.

saturday, january 22, 2000
Ziff Davis Awards
In the Prestigious ZD awards ceremony in San Francisco, GT2 wins best racing game of the year and Soul Caliber wins game of the year awards.

friday, january 21, 2000
Gamelord Radio is On The Air
Check out the new Radio station that plays techno and 80's music over the web. Featuring the freshest DJ Juno, he's the hottest DJ to come over the wires. I'm sure we'll hear some Ashif Hakik's music on this in the future. Click here for Gamelord Radio.

Julius Responds to Jay Beard Model Story
Check out Julius' response to our story in the Q and A section
.

thursday, january 20, 2000
A message from Ashif Hakik
So to everyone wondering where my updates are regarding how to sleep on the job,...Sorry,..but I've noticed now that most people know how already,..and I can learn a few things from everyone else on the subject :) Anyhow,..I put a few new peces that I'm working on at MP3.com,... if you have some time check them out, they aren't great pieces,..but they are ideas I'm toying with when I stray from working,..or gearing up the computer. I'll probably be regularly updating this stuff, and try to get a basic library of music up there for everyone to hear.. Maybe even some Voice/Comedy skits. And don't eat too much snow this season all you trendy extreme sports freaks... Click here for link.

 

 


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