Let’s take a look into the future!!

By Mot Yebot

Ever wonder what the future will hold for a certain development team? Care to ponder the fate of these could’ve, should’ve, would’ve been stars? Well come along with me to the year 2018 and see…Whatever happened to team Blasto!!

Kelly Flock started his own company making widgets. Since nobody knew what a widget was, nobody could argue with him when he told them they were making them wrong.

Jonathan Beard returned to Sheffield after producing Mark of Kri XV. He was stoned to death by the villagers. Apparently his mates took offense to him saying “Dude” and awesome in every sentence.

Ben Harrison gained super powers in an ill fated gamma radiation experiment. He was saving a young “hipster” who had traveled out onto the test site in his jalopy. Unfortunately Ben was caught in the explosion, but young Rick was saved. He now wanders the deserts of New Mexico shouting “Ben SMASH”!!!!!

Dylan Cuthbert returned to Japan and began his acting career. Apparently Japan is the only country that can put up with him because they don’t understand what he is saying. All this time Dylan thought he was speaking Japanese, and he was actually speaking “Jackie Chan”. He is now known as “that Brit in the Godzilla suit”.

Matt Duncan realized his lifelong dream of playing drums with super 80’s rocker Kip Winger. He currently sleeps on a mattress stuffed with money in a storage unit. His rent is 83 dollars a month.

Ratdogg “Dave” Williams revealed that he was from the planet Zontarr where people actually DO bite each other. When nobody took him seriously, he called in his fleet of Star Detroyers and vaporized Dodger Stadium. He was quoted as saying, “I never liked baseball anyway”.

Steve Thompson was unfortunately in Dodger Stadium at the time trying to learn how to be a true American.

Dan Mueller became a multi millionaire when he invented a new hair style he dubbed “The Mop”. Moppy Mueller as he is now known, can be still seen on QVC and the Shopping Network selling his exclusive shampoos and gels.

Dean Ruggles took up marathon running. Unfortunately he found out that all those years of pent up anger wouldn’t allow his legs to stop running, and you can see him from time to time speeding across Interstate 80.

Dave Pounders runs a catering company with his wife, where he makes appearances at children’s parties as “Dave the Scary Ol’ Clown”. His motto is “If you can’t make them laugh, scare the shit out of them”.

Tim Neveu had a late growth spurt and grew to 7 feet 2 inches. He changed his name to Taq and joined the NBA.

Julius Willis crowned himself king. What he is king of, nobody knows, but more power to him.

Keith Bachman while walking through an apple orchard was struck on the head by an apple leading him to the discovery of “Gravity”. Unfortunately, subsequent attempts to copyright this heretofore undiscovered force bankrupted him and he now runs around throwing apples at people yelling “IT’S MINE!! YOU OWE ME A QUARTER”!!!

Tom Tobey was arrested and is serving time for being a smart ass. While this usually isn’t a crime, the judge ruled that he was SUCH a smart ass, that twenty years in the joint would teach him a lesson.