Life Is Hockey And Then You Die

Another win for the record books last Tuesday night. With 4 wins in 8 games, Slow Motion looks to eclipse the 1 win seasons and the 2 win seasons that we have had over the last 2 years.

Given our recent success, it is rather disturbing that some members of our team desire lineup changes. SpermBoy and The Chad tried to push yours truly, me, Mischief, to offense and to move The Chad back to defense. Ha. As Captain of this ship of fools, I vetoed that idea. And then on the ride home, KrazyKarl thought it would be a good idea if we teamed SpermBoy with Dave. Both Pisser and I rejected that idea. Then KrazyKarl thought we should put all of our names in a hat and pick them out randomly to determine our hockey lines. Pisser and I totally laughed at that idea, we told KK that he should make his own team and then he could do that.

Other post game musings:
Before the game KK informed us his knee was still not 100%, so he hoped he could still play as well as Frank. After the game KK declared that he did indeed play better than Frank. We consulted Pisser for the bottom line, and he said that yes, KK was an asset to the team. But then he went on to say that everyone is an asset to the team.

And now to the highlight of the game. I picked up the puck in the offensive zone on the left side. I deked around one guy, and then skated straight to the net. The goalie had the short side covered as well as everything low. I looked to the middle and I saw The Chad parked in front of the net. Unfortunately, a guy was all over him. So I quickly calculated the angle I needed to shoot at, and the velocity needed. Then, snap, a quick shot that I bounced off the goalie, right to The Chad, and boom, he put it in the net for the first goal of the game, which turned out to be the game winning goal of the game (as we won 2-0). It all went according to plan.

Just another day in the life...

--Mischief