I Love The Smell Of A New Map In The Morning

New maps always spice up the night.  You don't know which way to go.  You don't know where the other team starts.  You don't know where the bombing sites are.  And you don't know which road leads to the dead end.  Among the new maps were good old Museum, Aim, and High Society.  Saturday's new maps featured cars and helicopters, large buildings with lots of snow, and extra large shopping carts.

Cars - good, helicopter - what's the point?  Who knows what this map was called.  All I know is that playing with the cars was fun.  Although, you better be in the car when BadKitty is driving or she will undoubtedly run you over.  And it's not like bonk and you take damage.  It's bonk and you're instantly dead.  As for the helicopter, activate the microphone by the radio and 10 seconds later the helicopter will take off.  But you can't see much of anything on the ground while you are flying, and the other team just likes to take pot shots at you.  I guess it would be good to rescue the hostages in, but it's more fun to drive the cars or ride in the cars and shoot the other team.

Watch out for the huge maps.  The map with the factories and the snowy grounds kept going and going and going.  Supposedly there are two bomb sites, but with 3 on 2, you just run and run and run.  Unless you're KrazyKarl.  In that case, you hide under the pipe and wait for 5 minutes until someone shows up.

The best map of the night was Jackass.  This map was tiny, you couldn't purchase anything, and it had wonderful music.  The main attraction was the two shopping carts.  Each team found a huge shopping cart in their start area, complete with steps so you could jump inside.  Once in, one player has to move to the back of the cart and activate it.  Then you would be responsible for steering and speed.  Again watch out.  If BadKitty is driving you could find yourself being run over.  In the center of the map are two ramps.  Jump the ramp fast but not to fast as a crash ensures immediate death.  This map was the most fun to play, it also turned out to be the loudest to play as everyone was laughing and yelling and having the best time ever.

--Mischief

p.s.  And to all of you who want to know the story of Puss in Boots, follow the link:

Click here: The Blue Fairy Book - Puss in Boots