All My Silly Friends

Lately certain individuals have claimed that these Mischief's Corner articles have been only about Mischief. To which I say, duh! And, if that is a problem with you, then get your own freakin article. I mean sheesh, do you want me to spend my valuable time and energy writing about Karl? Ha. Fine. You want to read about yourselves? Be careful what you wish for.

Funniest pre-game moment. Here we all are, sitting around the table at the Peach Garden restaurant. We are just about done eating. Karl of course eats the fastest (and probably the most) and he is done first. He would like some after dinner tea, so he asks Kara, who is sitting right next to him, to pass him the tea. Now even though he used his quietest voice ever, everyone else at the table heard him, but what does Kara do? She goes on eating. The rest of us just wait and watch, for like 5 seconds, until I tell Karl, 'Louder'.

Funniest game moment. Oilrig. Perhaps the best map ever. Certainly it is Bunny's Fan's favorite. We started the night out with plenty of 4 on 4, but now it is near the end of the night, and we are playing 2 on 3. Jen and Bunny's Fan are the Terrorists and they are kicking our butts. They have won at least 5 in a row so I decide to pull the anti-Bunny's Fan defense. I tell Keith and Karl to follow me, and I run into the dead end room and I wait. See with this plan, you wait for Bunny's Fan to run to you, and then you gun him down. It is 99.9% effective in killing Bunny's Fan because he is always running all over the place and eventually he will run into your ambush. This time we wait. And we wait. And we wait. About half way through the round we hear 'Oh no. Oh no, oh no, oh no.' And then we see that Bunny's Fan has killed himself. He was running and jumping around the helicopter and he accidentally jumped off the platform, into the water, and he died. Ha ha ha.

So there. Happy now? I'll write about you guys, but I'll just make fun of you.

--Mischief