Mischief's Corner

What Did He
(Or She) Say?

Match the following quotes to those who said them, the correct answers are explained below.

It's time to unleash the monster. BunnysFan
Don't worry, I've got you covered. Pisser

Keep the sand out of your weapons.
Keep those actions clear.
And I'll see you up on the beach.

Bunny
How is that possible?!?! Captain Miller
You FUCKER!!! KrazyKarl

Yes, this first quote was issued by Pisser (who changed his name to suc during last week's gaming). And no, he was not talking about what you think he was talking about. Besides, I contend that more of us have already seen Pisser naked (me, Tom, and SuperStar) than any of us have seen any other of us naked. No, suc was talking about his ConditionZero map that he has been creating during most of his waking hours for the last two weeks. The map was pretty good. I would give it 3 out of 5 stars. He is still working on it, so expect more changes, and additional reviews.

KrazyKarl was the one who declared, 'Don't worry, I've got you covered.' Of course you have to understand the situation when he said it to fully appreciate the irony. We were playing the MonsterMap. For some reason, the server admin set the starting money at $8,000. As a result, we could purchase anything during the first round. Of course KK goes for the sniper rifle. In the MonsterMap, the counter terrorists are supposed to run in and rescue hostages. I go running in, but KK decides he can best serve his team by staying outside. He thinks he is covering me, and the reason for this is that he can see one hostage through a window about a hundred miles away. He thinks that by watching that one hostage, he has my back. Ha, is he wrong. He has nothing covered. I die, and we lose the round.

>From the best movie ever, quote three can be heard from Captain Miller during the opening beach landing sequence of Saving Private Ryan.

At least 10 times a night, BunnysFan is yelling 'How is that possible?!?!' Usually his scream occurs after he dies. You cannot really blame him. Some of the time, he has someone dead to rights. You know, your target is not even looking at you. You get the first shot off. You know you are hitting. But somehow, your victim spins around and kills you just like that. Okay, maybe that legitimately happens to BF once or twice a night. The rest of the time, Mr. Big Shot just thinks that from his superior skill, outstanding knowledge, and killer reflexes he should be the one doing the killing instead of being the killed, but that is where he is wrong. There is plenty of talent among his adversaries and him being killed is part of inevitability.

And finally, the funniest quote of the night came from our dear friend Bunny. normally she is nice and polite. Sure she mumbles, sure she shoots her own teammates from time to time, and sure she ignores you from time to time, but she rarely ever swears. And she rarely ever swears so loudly. Everyone else has been killed except for Bunny and BunnysFan. Bunny realizes who she is up against, so she starts sneaking around while trying to find him. She sneaks and sneaks and sneaks. Eventually BunnysFan sneaks up on her and kills her. 'You FUCKER!!!' she yells. And as usual in the world of Mischief's Corner, a good laugh was had by all.

--Mischief

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Mischief Phrase
You FUCKER!!!!
LAN Info
  • Games: CZ And Bandit's Phoenix Rising
  • Players: Pisser, Bad Kitty, KrazyKarl, Mischief, Bunny, Tom
Restuarant
  • Where: Dino's
  • Rating: It ain't no Mr. Chau's
  • Special Order: Grilled Cheese
 

 

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