What
Did He
(Or She) Say?
|
Match the following quotes to those
who said them, the correct answers are explained below.
| It's time to unleash
the monster. |
BunnysFan |
| Don't worry, I've got you covered.
|
Pisser |
Keep the sand out of your
weapons.
Keep those actions clear.
And I'll see you up on the beach.
|
Bunny |
| How is that possible?!?! |
Captain Miller |
| You FUCKER!!! |
KrazyKarl |
Yes, this first quote was issued
by Pisser (who changed his name to suc during last week's gaming).
And no, he was not talking about what you think he was talking about.
Besides, I contend that more of us have already seen Pisser naked
(me, Tom, and SuperStar) than any of us have seen any other of us
naked. No, suc was talking about his ConditionZero map that he has
been creating during most of his waking hours for the last two weeks.
The map was pretty good. I would give it 3 out of 5 stars. He is
still working on it, so expect more changes, and additional reviews.
KrazyKarl
was the one who declared, 'Don't worry, I've got you covered.' Of
course you have to understand the situation when he said it to fully
appreciate the irony. We were playing the MonsterMap. For some reason,
the server admin set the starting money at $8,000. As a result,
we could purchase anything during the first round. Of course KK
goes for the sniper rifle. In the MonsterMap, the counter terrorists
are supposed to run in and rescue hostages. I go running in, but
KK decides he can best serve his team by staying outside. He thinks
he is covering me, and the reason for this is that he can see one
hostage through a window about a hundred miles away. He thinks that
by watching that one hostage, he has my back. Ha, is he wrong. He
has nothing covered. I die, and we lose the round.
>From the best movie ever, quote
three can be heard from Captain Miller during the opening beach
landing sequence of Saving Private Ryan.
At least 10 times a night, BunnysFan
is yelling 'How is that possible?!?!' Usually his scream occurs
after he dies. You cannot really blame him. Some of the time, he
has someone dead to rights. You know, your target is not even looking
at you. You get the first shot off. You know you are hitting. But
somehow, your victim spins around and kills you just like that.
Okay, maybe that legitimately happens to BF once or twice a night.
The rest of the time, Mr. Big Shot just thinks that from his superior
skill, outstanding knowledge, and killer reflexes he should be the
one doing the killing instead of being the killed, but that is where
he is wrong. There is plenty of talent among his adversaries and
him being killed is part of inevitability.
And
finally, the funniest quote of the night came from our dear friend
Bunny. normally she is nice and polite. Sure she mumbles, sure she
shoots her own teammates from time to time, and sure she ignores
you from time to time, but she rarely ever swears. And she rarely
ever swears so loudly. Everyone else has been killed except for
Bunny and BunnysFan. Bunny realizes who she is up against, so she
starts sneaking around while trying to find him. She sneaks and
sneaks and sneaks. Eventually BunnysFan sneaks up on her and kills
her. 'You FUCKER!!!' she yells. And as usual in the world of Mischief's
Corner, a good laugh was had by all.
--Mischief
|